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About Torch of reason. (Silverton, Oregon) 1896-1903 | View Entire Issue (March 11, 1897)
T H E TORCH OF REASON SIL V E R T O N , OREGON , M ARCH 11, 1897. Bible N et U nderstood. U N IV E R S IT Y NOTES. SIX S71ILES. We have often heard the pessi \Ye need another i prim ary . teacher. “ F i? irst * Youngster: “ I ’ve got a 1 he oratorical contest will take new baby brother, what come from th a t he was the son o fih e Holy place some time in April. heaven last night.” Ghost, then ask them what a Holy Class work in elocution M ondays Second Y oungster: “ T h a t’s G host is, and they ca n 't tell you- and Fridays at 3:30 p. m n o th in ’. My little baby brother I .ike i he m inister instructing his son: A nother student who claim s to went to heaven yesterday.” “ Remem ber my son that God made F irst Youngster: (reflectively) he saved from the use of tobacco. everything ” “ Yes” says the son, “ Pete, I het it is the sam e kid.” < food! “ 1 will rem em ber th at but father tell Those desiring instruction in —[Life. me who m ade God.’* There was a Teacher.—W hy was Solomon the question sufficient to silence «-very mu-ic will please call a t the U ni wisest man in the world? Christian and bible belie v- r in the versity building. Boy—He had so many wives to Mis« Sophia Wolf, our new world. It was one th at never has heeen answered and never will he. teacher, is proving a great acquisi- advise him. Teacher [a strong m inded female] “ Observe,” said the m inister to his i ion to our forces. Subject v IU for debate next F I riday son “ with what beneficent design 0*^11 i is n HUljrt 1 HUDdlT HvAl X I<1*1 y - Well, th a t is not the answ er in the crane so fashioned in leg4, hill evening: Resolved, T hat D u rran t hook hut you may go up head, and feet as to ea eh iigh with ease should not hang. i —[Good News. [(ONT NUED FR( M SIXTH PAGE.J h a v e it th a t w av, rh^y will tell you m istic wail th at this is a “ lost w orld.” A whole pyram id of theo logical treatises has been built upon this m elancholy supposition. Yet what is the basis of it all? N o th ing but a m ythological fable. Astronom y does not show th a t the world is lost. It moves regularly in its orbit, turns faithfully on its axis. Physical geography does not show’ it. W hatever its im perfec tions, the earth is a beautiful hall; and the Hebrew’ psalm ists bursts forth into praise, as they contem plated its wonders an d glories. Science today is perpetually reveal ing them. Nor does history or re ligion show’ that m an is lost now’, or tfiat he ever has been. On the con trary , the area of civilization has gradually been extended over the W’orld; and, though it hears evils, it bears more good. M an is g ra d u ally rising to a higher conscious ness. In other words, God [good] is in the world, reconciling the world to him self.—C hristian Regis- ter. and provide its means of .-ub-istence. We believ eth at the young couple ’s gratifying to know th a t the ‘‘Yes” r« plied the hov, “ I think I who “ went forw ard” at the revival bible on which M cKinley took the s e e th e b mefieenee of God at least t lie other evening would do better, oath is purely an American produc ed far as i he crane is concerned, but jf fhev would study the n atu ra l tion; hut there is unavoidably father, d o n ’t y ou th in k the arrange- sciences aw hile before taking a de- n,atter for regret in the fact th a t mei t a ii'tle tough on the fish?” cided stand. ° ’ iginal w ritings were doneelse- Jcsus wrote no account of him- The , arget shooting at our Y. P. wher<‘.— Ex. s« li, of his b iith , p iite n a g f oi any y q F riday evening was Isaacstein: I sells you dot coat, thing else. Not a line of what is very enj uy a LjH D annie Malloy, mine frent, for $2.10. You take called the new testam ent is of his p W. Geer, E lvin Ames, Walter him along?” S ecu lar Societies. own writing. I In; history of him Sm ith and A ubray Wo hard were Customer: “ I thought you is a lto g e th e r th e work of othei hUcce8j.f„| j,, rin g in g the bell. did n ’t do business on S aturday. Mrs. E B. Moffitt Sec.......Metz.. Iowa. people. Tw o o f his historians, ....................... _ Isn’t this your Sunday Isaacstein ?” J. B.Vancourt,.........“ Newton “ Board M eeting. Mathiwv and L u k e, undertake to Isaacstein [in low. reverent Daisy Fesler,.........“ ... . Riverside “ B.C. Brewster, ----“ ....... CrescentOkla. give us his genealogy Mathew says At the m eeting of the executive tones]: Mine frent, to sell you dot Mrs. 1I.D. Burrows, “ Vancouver Wash. that there were 28 generations from not peesness; dot R. Sharpless.......... “ ........... Spokane“ hoard of the v Oiegon State Secular i x r i iv u u n < u uc C L c U i a r coat for $2.10 v was ~ Dav'd to Jesus. Luke says th at TT . . . ,„..u », p,,,,,,!, Robert Carsner.......“ ........Wagner Ore. , , , Union in Silverton last Sunday those u,,b sh a n ty . —lu n c h there were 4 3 generations and only _ _ - present were E. L. Sm ith. J. E. Hos-j Goodman—“ W ell, P at, how are Edwin Johnson,__ “ ................ Yale “ two nam es io both lists are alike. ,, TT , > Roxie Laughlin,__ “ North Yamhill “ . i j mer, M. 1 . Hosm er and 1 . \Y. Geer, von get-tting along?” Ada Dewey,........... “ ..........Portland“ th a t is as near as these two could ♦ . . . , • , • * come .» i t . Now if one t-11« the *'«’ "**»»««>» »»‘ he secretary, J. P a t_ » O i hod a good day lasht Maggie Daniels,__ “ ..McMinnville “ tro th I h e o th - r tells a lie, hut if ^ em P> w'18 " ‘!,d and accepted, and Soonday, a n ’ Oi m ade foive dol- Miss Lora Ames,__ “ ..........Silverton“ Mrs. W. McBride__ “ __ Medford “ Mrs. Nora Guiss was elected to fill lars.” ’hey both agreed that would not Goodm an—“ W hat! you broke H H Goddard......... “ ......Talent “ tro v e it to b»* true. T ru th is a the unexpired time. First Secular Church of Portlnnd, Clara As there is much business to he the sab b ath ?” Bailey, ................. Sec............................ uniform thing and as to inspiration Pat, [apologetically] — “ Well, first Secular Church of McMinnville, and revelation, were we t" adm it it, transacted concerning the construe- William Lambert, Sec. it i* impossible to suppose they can tion of the University building, it ’twas wan av us hod t ’ be broke, do First Secular Church cf Silverton, meets was thought best to call a state con- yez m oind?”—Judge. contradict tru th . Then in this ca-e every other Sunday, 7:30 p. m. Mr. John vent ion to he held at Silverton he- ,r , o , o < n ither n e r the « ne men who w n«» wrote the <m* gene- o 1 ih ne a n k Timonious- iim o m o u s— Hicks. Sec. e neverena Reverend s Sank i • . i ginning S aturday April 3, E. M. ™ , The Silverton Secular Sunday School alogv are imposters, or else the O(._ . • , ! “ Ah, Miss E pw orth, you are work- , , -, , , , - 29/, and continuing over Sunday. . / , . , books ascribed to them have been ..... , n meets every Sunday in Liberal Hall, at pi • .. ,, , , . * ing m u hard iia iu for iui the me good goou cause cause th this . . 1 his convention will he devoted to . .. 2 p. m. You are earnestly invited to at w ritten l-y other ¡ a itie s a n d they 11 u ,ln 111 10,1 ' ' 1 K ce\oe< to wj nter „ Miss E pw orth League ' — ’................. — ......‘ «k^ r “ mn<d ^ t s . i ^ a n d a l ( to & Jot <>f * tend and help in our great work of ad have been m ade to carry the blame. vancing the cause of science and moral m em bers of the O. S. S. U. should al . . , Yours tru ly , , . ,, ... ~ tins winter, so th a t I can enjoy my ity. J. E. H osmer , he present. P earl W. G eer . . .. . ’ „ ~ ,J -L J Lora Ames. Supt. .J oel M. B erry . , holidays next sum m er.” The Rev- President. , c . .... . .... , Sec’y. N ational Mi itarv H om e,O hio. erend Sank Iim om ous—“ Ah, but, E ditor T orch of R eason : E n in y dear young lady, S atan never SECULAR N EW S. P re ss F u n d . closed I send you a p »st office order iakes a holiday, not even in sum Notice our list of hooks in this for fifty cents for the T orch of m er> y ° u know.” Miss Epw orth Previously Acknowledged............ $82 00 , T ,, r , , , - „ John Diamond, Coburg................. 100 issue. If you see anv you would i. ason six mouths. We received League I know*; hut then, Satan John E Johnson, Vale................... 1 00 lik e to read , we w ill ba p leased t » a sample copy and like it very use<* lo h eat.”— B altim ore Minerva Johnson “ ................... 1 00 J S Odegard, Crescent City, Cal... 50 fill vour orders. , , * .... ' ’ TKr„u,a much. I here are m any Liberals i’ eWb* P C Mosier, Homer, 111 ................. l 00 Mr. H . C. Pag», »f Z h ..«, has de- ¡„ this vacinity, but they are not M r------------- , Silverton Ore........ 5 00 eided to locate in Silverton in order „ rgaIlizw| ( and WH ,,evel. have „ “ But with regard to the m aterial Total....................................... 50 to have the benefits of the Liberal lectUrer here now. We feel a deep w orld> we can a » least go so U niversity. W e are receiving interCBt in your University and far as t l d s - w e can perceive th a t U n iv e rsity F und. m any fitters from parties desiring w under how it will succeed. 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